Cody is Playing Music with Baby Sounds in It and I'm not Sure What to Make of That

My name is Keisha and I'm in college.  And I have boobs.  Just to get that out of the way.

Cody is my boyfriend.  He talks about poop a lot.

That's pretty much all you need to know.

I'm writing this blog mostly because I'm a science major and I don't get to write stuff that isn't about isomolarity.  And because I like to sometimes think that I'm sort of amusing in a how-can-someone-be-that-socially-inept-and-still-manage-to-function-in-society kind of way.  I'll say that I'll talk about college-y things and the meaning of life but it'll all probably devolve into dick jokes in the end anyway so I don't know why I should bother.

I don't really know how to end this post gracefully, so I'm just going to make a list of Stupid Things Cody Wanted to Name My Blog:

Poopstick
The Quiche (it's a pun, see?  Cause my name is Keisha.  And I hate being called Keish.  And I also hate quiche.  Clearly you just don't understand the brilliance.)
Keisha's Korner (it's cute because I spelled "corner" with a "k")
Poopbutt
My Boyfriend's a Dick
Poop Korner
Keisha Stick (he wasn't even trying anymore at this point)
The Dusty Pickle
Something about velociraptors
The Desert Fox (which is a move he does where he pretends to be a sweet boyfriend and put his arm around my shoulder and then grabs my boob instead)

There were more but I sort of tuned him out after a while.  I still nodded encouragingly, though, because it's important to make them feel loved and supported even when they're failing miserably.  And that's why I'm an awesome girlfriend.